"Pastor Lewis," he said, "That was very well done, you were just perfect.
But next time, please don't start your sermon with, "Fellow Goyim..."school, as seen through the eyes of parents, grandparents, and Uncle Sid.
Morris opened a small gold box and out flew a wasp.
Whoooooossshhh, whoooooossshhh, whooooooossshhh, whoooooossshhh, whoooooossshhh went Morris's sword, but the wasp was still alive and buzzing around the emperor.
Immediately Moishe began to wave his hand, but Angela ignored him in favour of those in her Sunday school class.Can you please help me explain the meaning of my dream?"Two beggars are sitting on the pavement in Ireland.One is holding a large Cross and the other a large Star of David. As people walk by, they lift their noses at the guy holding the Star of David but drop money in the other guy’s hat.Soon one hat is nearly full whilst the other hat is empty. He turns to the guy with the Star of David and says, "Don't you realize that this is a Christian country?
You'll never get any contributions in this country holding a Star of David."Then Sarah started to cry.